i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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