Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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