Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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