If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Randomize