AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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