Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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