Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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