weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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