Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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