Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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