Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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