oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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