thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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