Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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