But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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