Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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