sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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