I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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