But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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