Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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