Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
There's always time for handjobs
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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