I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i will never coherently bang her
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So vagazzling was a success
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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