dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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