Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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