I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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