fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i believe in u and ur pee
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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