who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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