I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm just crazy horny about you
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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