just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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