We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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