Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize