can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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