I'm eating all of the evidence.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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