NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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