It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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