this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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