i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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