I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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