I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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