How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize