Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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