It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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