how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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If I die, sorry about rent.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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