Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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