Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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