is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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