i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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