I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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