jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Randomize