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Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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